Saturday, February 22, 2025

Dion - Chapter One is Done. (and yes, it's copyrighted because I just published it)

 Chapter One

 (* mistakes may still be lurking )

Elle Finlay’s dark eyes narrowed behind her stern gaze, scanning Judy Marchmont’s face for any signs of deceit. “A prop? That looks awfully real to me,” she remarked, her arms folded firmly over themselves. Elle’s voice was low but even, betraying no emotion except perhaps a hint of skepticism. The whole situation reeked of ingenuity; something was very wrong, and it wasn’t just the fact that the headless body of a yet-to-be-identified community play participant lay bleeding at stage left; its head being left exactly where it had rolled after being unceremoniously severed during what Judy Marchmont was calling a “freak accident.”

            Elle took a step closer to Judy, her tall frame towering over the stage manager. “And why on earth would anyone go to such drastic lengths to create a fake execution for a play? What kind of people do you have working for you, Judy? Where did you get the ‘prop,’ don’t tell me this was the first time someone decided to try it out to see if it really worked. You know they have lettuce for that sort of thing!” Elle’s voice rose slightly while emphasizing what she believed was necessary to point out. “How do we explain the blood? The body? Who the hell is he anyway? I don’t even recognize him. He’s too old to be one of the students, and the only teachers or school staff involved were women, so far as I knew anyway.” She asked.

            When Marchmont’s eyes met those of the Deputy Mayor, her silence filled the room instantly. Several pregnant seconds of dormancy passed before she answered. “He…he is my husband; my husband David.” She said. “You’re absolutely right; we had tested it on the foam rubber pumpkins we found in the back as well as with a head of cabbage, not lettuce. In every case, the blade remained in place, where it should be; it didn’t…it didn’t push past the safety nub. God knows why it did this time; I told him I didn’t think it was a good idea. He’s…you know how he is; he was insistent! He all but dared…he pushed me.  He told me it was safe, Elle; I believed him. He made it! He would know.”

            Elle’s hand unconsciously clenched into a fist at her side, her body tense and ready for action. She was far from the type who backed down easily and wouldn’t start now. “You called the police, haven’t you? I mean, you called me, of course, but please tell me you’ve called the police!” Her words biting, each syllable laced with disbelief and anger. Despite the chaos this would cause, she remained laser-focused on Judy, waiting for her answer, hoping it would make sense.

            At Judy’s revelation, Elle’s expression softened slightly. She could see the genuine fear and confusion, perhaps even regret, flooding over her old friend’s face, and her heart ached for her. However, she couldn’t let her guard down completely until she knew the full truth. Elle’s mind repeatedly rolled the words “my husband” as she processed the scene, instructing the woman not to touch anything. “Leave it exactly as it is. Don’t go near the head, don’t move. Stay exactly where you are until the police arrive.” Dialing 9-1-1, Elle’s fingers shook, but she managed to connect the digits and place a calm, if not too calm, report into her phone, addressing the very real need for both police and an ambulance forthwith. “The man is dead; there is no need for sirens; just hurry, please.” She stated as she ended the call.

            “I do understand your concern, Judy,” Elle said, her voice still strong enough to show courage at that most bizarre moment. “But we can’t rule anything out yet. When the police arrive, don’t lie, don’t try to make up something, don’t hide anything, nothing will do you more harm than to try and say it was unavoidable; tell the truth and trust the system.” She told her, thinking that it wasn’t necessarily the truth that she was doling out, but at least she could comfort herself in knowing she had seen Marchmont backstage when she heard the blade fall.

            Elle paused, taking in the sight of the destroyed stage and the panicked stagehands behind the curtains where she had purposely told them all to stay. “Lock that door, Michael! No one leaves! The police will probably come through the front door, but we don’t need anyone making an exit before they arrive.” She told one of the crew, a lack-lustered youth in his later teens. Glancing back toward her, Michael Bower informed her and everyone else that the door had been left open to let in some air. With the stage having been locked up for several months before their rehearsals, it needed an airing; he couldn’t be positive that someone or more than just one person had already left through the backstage door.

            Turning to address the group gathered on one side of the stage, her gaze hardened again. “I want everyone to stay exactly where they are. The police must take your statements even if you don’t think you have anything to say to them. If any of you know who did this, please don’t make up a story to be in the papers or something; just be as honest as you can be, and by God and all things Holy, do not go near that contraption again! It is absolutely off limits to everyone; it will likely be firewood by morning!” her words carried throughout the hall just as the sirens of the police cars could be heard approaching the hall's front entrance.

            Putting an older woman from the school in charge, asking her to stand in front of the others, not allowing anyone to move, Elle walked off the side of the stage, making her way through the auditorium to the hallway leading to the entrance of the hall to meet the police. As she strode off, her long legs ate up the distance, and she disappeared into the blackness of the entertainment hall. Before reaching the doors, she called back again to ask for the lights to be switched on; someone had to move to make it happen, but at least she would know where they were.

            Elle’s mind raced with possibilities. If this was indeed just an accident, she wanted to find out what caused the malfunction in the guillotine.  Perhaps it worked perfectly with stage props like lettuce and the foam pumpkins, but when David’s full weight was on the thing, it could have triggered the blade to bypass the safety nub and fall further than it ever had when he had tested it. This made physical sense to her, her mind turning rapidly during the few seconds it took to reach the uniformed officers waiting for her at the locked front doors. 

    “Good afternoon, officers; I am Deputy Mayor Rachelle Finlay, managing the community outlet. We’re putting on an original play written by one of our students, the winner, in fact, of the school’s yearly writing contest. It’s something we have done for years. Believe it or not, it saves the community thousands of dollars in royalty payments.” Her words faded quickly as she realized how stupid she must sound explaining the play’s financial valuation at this time. 

            “I’m sorry, I’m just not completely sure I’ve lost my head on….oh God, I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to say that.” She stopped immediately, faced the two men before her, and asked them if they had been told what they would see. “Has anyone told you what happened? I don’t want you to get in there and be surprised. A man has been killed; we don’t know the mode, but we know the method. He has been beheaded by what was supposed to be a harmless prop, a prop he himself made for the play. We don’t know if he was testing it or if someone else was doing so. I’ve asked the crew and stage actors to remain exactly where they are. They are backstage behind the curtain at stage right.” Elle immediately realized she needed to explain that stage right was, in fact, on one’s left as they entered the room.

            As the first officers entered the hall, Elle melted inside herself. Noticing another set of police officers, both women, this time had made their way to the front doors as well. Giving the first responders instructions on where to go, she made her way back down the tiled floor and across the foyer to greet the new uniforms. “This way,” she said, not feeling the need to try and explain as much as she had, not wanting to make a fool of herself for a second time. “I’m Deputy Mayor Rachelle Finlay; I am usually called ‘Elle.’ The others are most likely at the edge of the stage where the man’s head will be; I don’t know if you’ll want me to bring the others through the stage door and into the hall so you can question them, us so you can question all of us.” She said, allowing herself to breathe while she spoke.

            Sitting in silence, Elle phoned her boss, Mayor Thomas Barnaby, apologizing for not having called him sooner, but as she explained, it was all rather desperate, and her first duty was, of course, to maintain the scene, keeping it as pristine as it could be for the police. “When I finally managed to get the actors and crew into the hall and seated, I noticed that two of them had already left. They either did so before everyone milled around to the right side of the stage by the stands and gears, or Michael could have let them out as I was greeting the police; I could tell he wasn’t as apt to keep the scene as he needed to be. He’s a kid; he probably doesn’t watch as many cop shows as we do, Tom.” She tried to make things a bit lighter despite the dire circumstances.

            “I hope I’m wrong about this, Tom. I hope it was an accident and that Judy Marchmont didn’t want her husband dead. They’ve not had the most amicable marriage; I think we both remember the Christmas party fiasco when David Marchmont decided ten or fifteen drinks wasn’t nearly enough.” Even while she said it, she regretted having done so. Her dark eyes closed; she was trying to find a moment of peace before admitting that Judy Marchmont wouldn’t have been the only one wanting to see David Marchmont dead. “I’m just being honest, Tom. I’m just being honest.” She told him.



Photo Credit: Mickey Rogan

http://www.judestringfellow.com

Friday, February 21, 2025

My Big Lots Special.

     If you know me, you know I love Big Lots. Surprisingly, it reminds me of TG&Y, the five-and-dime store I shopped at (and worked at briefly) as a kid. I absolutely remember the aisles and the place's layout; is that weird? Is that an odd thing to think about so many years later?  One of the strangest things I recall about going to TG&Y was going to TG&Y -- how I got there. I would walk (by myself) from 2212 N. Mueller to the "little store" about six blocks away, or if I was feeling exceptionally adventeous, I'd walk the 2.2 miles to the "big store".  So what, you say! People walk that far all the time. I did it, too, all the time. I was literally 7 years old.

    Walking places back in the '60s wasn't hard to do, nor was it uncommon to see kids doing it. When I was under five, just under, I walked from 2212 N. Mueller in Bethany, OK, to the 3500 block of N. Mueller to the city library. I did that almost daily. My love of books is very, very well-seeded. I'd take them home, not realizing I wasn't supposed to. We'd find them under chairs, beds, in the bushes, wherever, and return them. I wasn't so much of a thief as I was a cherished fan of the place.

    Anyway, back to Big Lots. It is literally one of my favorite little stores, and I will miss it terribly. I think Dollar General could be a good replacement, but it's not the same. It's like going to a petting zoo instead of one with big cats, polar bears, and gorillas. I mean, you still get the senses full, but it's just not the same, and it never will be. There is no replacement for TG&Y, and there will not be one for Big Lots either. (My mind is running through the days when I loved shopping at Tuesday Mornings!!)

    So, it was today, another ordinary Friday, when Laura and I made our way to our Big Lots, the one that is in the neighborhood. We love it. It's going away permanently, and we know we'll miss it terribly on a weekly basis. Today, I decided to buy as much of the Caribou coffee as I could get my hands on since it was literally more than 60% off.  I can't really express how happy I was to see a full 4o K-cup box for $7.80.  If they had 10 boxes, I would have bought them all. At 17.7 cents per cup, you bet I would. I found a 90" x 90" fluffy blue blanket that is normally $19.99 -- I got it for $6.70!

    Just as I was leaving, in fact, while I was going to check out, I found a really good sturdy dog chew toy that looked like it would withstand the jaws of a pitbull -- I bought it. It was only $2.00 (80% off), and that really put a smile on my face. I saw about 50 signs that said that February 27 is the last day the store will be open, so I may go back tomorrow just to score one or two more good deals. I'll think about putting them in my new "Christmas" box -- and hoard the items for 10 more months - that way, when I pull the box out and start wrapping the presents, I won't even remember what I bought! What a fun thing to do!

    I think going back for anything I need, such as pens, paper, cleaning products, socks, candles, and yes, more good dog toys, should be done one more time -- as a way to say goodbye to the store as well as being the frugal and sensible person I am. It's a sad day but a good day -- and I really do hope another store like it will crop up. Then again, with all the online shopping I do and others, I imagine, it's no wonder the brick-and-mortar stores are closing.  Life changes, times change, we all change -- some for good, some for worse. 

    Memories are made along the way.


Photo Credit: BigLots.com
http://www.judestringfellow.com

Saturday, February 15, 2025

TAKING a BREAK from WRITING

     Lately, I have not been in a writing mood. I really can't explain why that is exactly the case. It could be because I've felt the need to change the name of my book to protect the possibility of upsetting those who have family or loved ones in the actual cemetery that I was going to have my character live in, but I think it's something else, too. I just don't know what it could be. I'm not in the mood to write.

    I got the outline written. I know what I'm going to say, and I know what I'm going to write, but I don't feel like doing it just yet. There isn't a reason; there isn't a problem. I just don't want to do it. I'll take off a few more weeks and write three or four books in 2025. Maybe I won't write another one. This entire year will be about the one book I finished...but I doubt it. I doubt that statement. I'm lying to you and myself if I could mean it.

    Writing does take all day when I do it. I start around 10 or 11 and work til about 4 or 5 in the evening. I usually write at least three chapters a day when I write. I even told myself that this time, it would be a weekend thing, where I only wrote on the weekends. I'm just in the mood to not write. I think I'll pick it up again; I know I will, but not now. I have no real reason that I can pin down -- or pen down. LOL.

    I just happen to want to watch Midsomer Murders on Prime, and since they have 24 seasons....you know, I could be there for a while. I hope to gain from them. Not every show online has at least three grisly murders in each episode! I take that back; there was one episode that only featured a single murder! That was crazy!  If you haven't seen the show you should watch it -- Prime on Amazon. The time frame is from 1999-2011, I think -- or maybe 1997-2011 -- but there about. So, the little baby in season 8, born in 2001, has already graduated college by now! WHAT? (I Googled)

    Well, anyway, that's me in a nutshell, telling you that I'm not writing, but I haven't given up murder - no, I'm still watching it and thinking about how I can use lines and thoughts from what I see and hear -- I do that. I recycle. At least I don't plagiarize. I do change it up a bit -- I'm not completely barbaric, just enough rough around the edges to be considered suspect.


Photo Credit: Pinterest.com

BEWARE of WOVENFIT -- SCAMMERS (in my opinion)

     This is one of those times when I admit to you that I was scammed and taken advantage of. I don't pride myself on being too observant or clever, but I hate it when I'm taken over and lied to when I should have seen it coming. I should have seen it for what it was; instead, I saw it for what it could have been - my mistake.

    It was just after Christmas, and as you know, you can buy clothes on sale during the season because they're on sale. Most clothes are sold at higher prices the season beforehand - you can get a bikini in February for a regular price, but in July, you can get it for half price; you get my point. Well, I wasn't buying bikinis, but the sweatshirts on sale seemed reasonable, and since I had purchased them from the Love in Faith site before, I trusted them. The problem, as it turned out, the problem was that it wasn't the Love in Faith people I was buying from! I got swindled yet again!

    In 2024, I was taken by three separate companies who used a credible site as a means to piggyback and sell items that are typically sold by those credible sites for so much less; and all the while, I believed I was getting the merchandise from a credible site. It was then explained to me by my banker, that fraudulent companies (usually Chinese) will use Wayfair, Temu, even Patreon, and other sites to piggyback on - and when you buy, you actually send your money to a third-party vendor that the credible company allows to sell their wares on -- BE CAREFUL when you hit the PAY BUTTON to see where it is going!

    I bought three sweatshirts and two tee shirts from Love in Faith this past January. Then, after a few days, I checked my bank, and there was a withdrawal for the same $38.02 from a company called Wovenfit.  I hadn't knowingly purchased from them, so I waited to see what would happen -- I should have just shut it down, but I am one who typically gives someone a chance to be a fool. I think I need to change that practice. 

    By February 5, I hadn't received the package, so Wovenfit sent me a tracking site showing the package had been delayed in China but was now in Los Angeles and was on a truck or plane for Oklahoma City. If I could just be a little more patient. They would refund me 20% of my purchase. I didn't want a discount, I wanted my winter clothes in the wintertime! I should have known better.  By Valentine's Day, I had had enough! I wrote to them and canceled the order, demanding my payment to be refunded immediately. They wrote to say it would be 15-25 business days -- and that's when I went all TRUMP on them.

    I wrote back to them, telling them that I would now report them to Attorney General Pam Bondi and ask for severe tariffs to be placed on them for any and all sales they do in the future. I told them that my over 1M followers would read my reviews. I told them I wouldn't tolerate being lied to again and that I would take every measure to close down their little scheme as well as to weasel them out individually if possible -- and low and behold -- as if by a miracle -- my money was back into my bank account the next morning!

    Can these RATS be any dirtier? They can. The answer is yes, they can be. They prey on the average person who trusts a good company or brand to do business with. They steal from hard-working people and think that they'll get away with it. Google WOVENFIT and find their reviews. I wish I had done that before I ever got involved with them. On Monday, I will close that bank card and get another one, but dang! I hate it. I hate that I have to. It's 100% my fault for not being all eagle-eyed and on task, but one shouldn't have to be that way 24/7/365!

    Please, learn from my mistakes. PLEASE be more careful when you hit the PAY BUTTON!  Know where you get your merchandise from, and though it seems impossible to say this, I am saying it. I won't trust another foreign site. I just can't. I've been burned by them too often.



Photo Credit: VECTEEZY.com 

Sunday, February 9, 2025

GRACE -- The Outline.

     Well, there you go; I didn't start the book last weekend or the weekend before. I mean, I did, in my mind, but not inside the computer where it actually counts.  Today, I finally got around to writing out the outline of it, to write out the content of each chapter as a guide to use when I start the book in genuine. I'm not as quick to start this one as I was to start some others.

    I started "Stratford" on a whim because I was so upset about the whole issue behind it. I was forced to pay a seventeen-year-old false warrant after the courts in that area decided to pull out old files and add fees to the ones they felt needed to be paid. It was a forgiven debt, but that didn't stop them from steamrolling over me and holding a warrant over me to get their $738!  (I paid it, and then I got even)

    When I wrote "Of Kilted Pleasure," it was because I had been terminated from my employment and knew I couldn't get hired for at least a month, as it was at the end of the year, and people tend to wait until February to hire people for some reason. Check it out. December is the worst month for hiring, but January follows it quite closely. So, since I knew I would be home alone for at least 4-6 weeks, I wrote a book.

    This time, because I'm both gainfully employed and I have just written another book, I wasn't all that excited to get back into it. It's a grind that I place on myself, which isn't fair to me, but it's only me who suffers by my own hands. I really should have a conversation with myself about such matters. I would like to know if it will help. The main way to stop me from being so egregious is simply going on strike and refusing to get started.  That's been my go-to method of rebellion.

    Well, today, I decided to write out the outline. I did so in about an hour, having thought about what it was I wanted to do in the book - I had a basic idea. Then, for personal reasons, I decided to change the city where the book takes place as well as the name of the book. The book was going to be named "Grange," and it was going to take place in the real cemetery in Edinburgh. I changed that. I first decided I didn't need that association becoming angry at me if I used their name, and then I decided that the City of Stirling needed a little love as well, so I changed the location of the book to Stirling.

    Stirling and Edinburgh have so many things in common, but they have so many things setting them apart. I plan to discuss those in the book as well. I hope to; I will do it.  I am the one writing the book -- I can control that much. I have also decided that there should be a lot of controversial topics in the book - both discussed and just played out. People will simply have to like or not like them; that's not up to me. I write, and it's fair to say that whatever it is that I choose to write about is and/or are topics and subject matters that actually take place in the real world. 

    Again, it's my book. I'm not going to ask permission to write it. I'm not even going to pretend to be polite about it. It's a good book, and it will be received well. I don't write to sell; I don't write to please. I write to write. I have these stories floating around in my head - they must come out - so they do eventually. I have a few more up there, too, so after this one, two more detective novels will probably come. I can't wait to get to them, so this book won't take me too long; I know that much, too. Once I get started -- it's just the starting in this case that took a little longer than most.


Photo Credit: Pinterest  (Stirling Castle)

Monday, February 3, 2025

A Beardie Yes, But Not THAT One.

 Laura and I were on the list (a very short list) of people who would be or could be allowed to adopt the little unhealthy bearded dragon at the Petco near our home. You see, pet stores often gain the trust of some patrons, and they allow them to adopt fish, birds, small animals, and even reptiles that have been returned or those sick or injured on the premises. We have done quite a bit of fostering and rehoming over the years.

    The little bearded dragon who was being rehabilitated (it turns out) is very, very small. He or she was less than a full month old when we first heard about it, which was the main reason he or she was not allowed to be adopted; the secondary reason was that the animal was sick. By now, it's about two months old, and it has another two weeks to go on anti-biotics before it can be seen by the public. You'd be surprised what people can spread to other species.

    Well, after thinking about it, I decided to go out and buy a good-sized healthy lizard and call it Aodhan. Should the time come when the other little guy or gal is healthy, we'll likely take it on as well, but I did want one that I knew was keen and going to be around for quite a while. I choose a good one. He (at least we think it's a he) is about 4 months old, and like Laura's little guy (yes, we think she too has a male, but we could be wrong), Aodhan is a red fancy bearded dragon. 

    The red fancy is just simply a pattern of the coat; it's not any different internally, mentally, etc., but the colors will vary, and the patterns of the scales will "pop" differently; they are considered to be "fancy," and for that, the shops will price them a little higher. I really didn't care if I got a fancy lizard or a standard one, I was going for clear eyes, general all-around attitude, behavior, personality, and of course, he had to be in love with me the second he saw me! (After all, if I'm going to fall in love, he should too!) 

    So, after visiting a couple of stores that sell bearded dragons, we ended up at Exotic Pets in OKC on North May, rather close to our homes. The breeders who supply both PetSmart and Petco have numerous complaints against them; we have seen it firsthand. I wanted to avoid it since I wanted an animal I could love for a very long time. I spoil my babies. I am genuinely very happy with my choice. Aodhan is perfect.

    He already sits on me, under my sweatshirt jacket and over my heart, listening and feeling my pulse. He loves it there, and we bond for an hour or so two or three times a day. He even hangs out with me when I'm working. When he gets older, he'll come out from under the jacket and watch the screen, I'm sure, but for now (it's only been 2 days), he's happy to be held and loved. He eats well, although the first time we put dusted crickets in with him, he allowed them to crawl all over his body and head before eating them. I had a good laugh.

    I just checked up on him. He's hanging out on his little hemp hammock and listening to one of my Alan Williams CDs...he's very grateful. I can tell; he has a smile and a glazed look in his eyes as if he's about to drift off at any moment. I love lizards...I really do.

    

Aodhan : Fire bringer - Little Fire  (Aidan in American English)

Saturday, February 1, 2025

Soon to be Beardie.

 I don't know about you, but it always happens to us. We'll just be minding our own business because, as you know, that's what we do, and someone somewhere - and oftentimes so very unexpectedly, will say something like, "Do you want my bearded dragon?" It happens so much more often than you may realize. (at least, as I said, to us.)

    That's not exactly how it happened this time, but it's close. We found out a few years back that you can walk into any PetSmart store and ask if they have anything for adoption. They do sometimes, and when they do, they tell you the issue with the animal, bird, or reptile you're about to find yourself cuddling up to.  For Laura, just the other day, she was told by an employee of PetSmart that they did have one reptile for adoption; a bearded dragon. (you don't say!)

    We didn't even have to be in the store for it to happen - as if by magic, Laura found herself on the telephone with the manager of the store! A few minutes after she was off the telephone with the PetSmart employee, we found ourselves inside the store itself, with hands wide open, ready to welcome the newest member of our growing family. Laura now owns a little juvenile bearded dragon who had the misfortune of having his tail snapped off (1/2) by another bearded dragon - you're not supposed to keep two together -- unless...well, you know.

    So, she took the little guy home, and since she already had a good-sized enclosure with all the trimmings, she only needed an extra bulb, as the one we had was over a year old. You're supposed to change them now and again; they don't usually last more than a year.  She named the little guy "Sea Smoke," and he's absolutely adorable...just...well, too adorable, in fact, because now I want one.

    We found ourselves inside PetCo today to buy crickets as PetSmart didn't have medium-sized crickets, only large and small.  I asked the employee if she had anything for adoption, and she stated she had two snakes and, yes, another bearded dragon, but the baby beardie would have to wait two more weeks before he could be adopted; he has a wee sickness that needs to be cleared up first. I can wait. I thought about adopting the albino snake, but it has a severe issue I didn't want to deal with, and the other snake was a return after 3 years of ownership - and you just don't know what you get when that happens. (been there a few times)

    What did I do? Well, of course, I went online and looked up the price(s) for tanks, lids, hides, climbing sticks, heat rocks, and water bowls...doesn't everyone do that? What did I find? Well, right there IN THAT STORE...in front of me, begging to be purchased, was an entire bearded dragon enclosure ON SALE with everything you can possibly need for $99. It wasn't a 10-gallon tank either, friends; it was a 20-gallon tank...for $99!! You really can't say no to that - you can't leave it there at that price.  I bought it.

    Laura has to bring it in for me. She has decided I don't need to lift stuff; it makes her feel needed. I'm excited about it, too, because it was $149 online but on sale for $118 if you had it delivered, and then you have to pay the driver a tip. After tax and tip, it would be $149 again. I got it for $117 after tax! Woot! Now, all I have to do is wait for the bearded dragon to be healthy enough to come home.  He shall be named "Aodhan". You pronounce it "Ay-Dawn." Americans use the spelling Aidan.  It means Fiery, bringer of fire, or little fire -- he's a dragon, isn't he? Yeah, he is.

    I shall post photos when I get him home and in his new home...his home home.



Photo Credit: Petco.com
http://www.judestringfellow.com

    

Saturday, January 25, 2025

GRACE - (Name Change of my New Book)

     I decided to change the name of my new book from "The Grange" to "Grace" because I don't want or need the people of the area to start anything with me over what they may assume is slander or misrepresentation. This is a fictional work, but no matter how often you say that, it ends up dissatisfying to someone. I don't need that. 

    The cemetery on Edinburgh's south side is called Grange Cemetery. It was built in 1847. The Grace Cemetery will be in the same area but built a few years before that, somewhere around 1820; I have my reasons. It will fit better with the storyline, and that's what this is - a book with a story.

    I've also changed the name of my name character from Elle MacFarland to Elle (short for Janelle) Raeh Finlay. She'll be the great-great-granddaughter of Alexander Harris Drummond Finlay Sr., her grandfather being Alexander Harris Drummond Finlay III. He dies and leaves the family land in Scotland to her but fails to mention to her that it is in the middle of a cemetery. 

    Unfortunately for the City of Edinburgh, when her great-grandfather, Alexander Harris Drummond Finlay II, left Scotland in 1920, the City began planting coffins on his land without his permission. Fast forward 100+ years later, and that sharp-minded, wickedly intelligent new heir refuses to allow any more burials and will ask the City Council and/or the Grace Foundation to move the bodies that are buried on her land or suffer the consequences of paying rent in the future and for the last 100 years!

    With her American roots firmly planted in the legal system, she's passed the bar and is practicing remotely; the Council may have a Scorpion dragon to deal with. She may not have her "Irish" up when they cross her, but her thick, rich Scottish blood flowing through her American veins is enough to start a small war over the matter. Who would you bet on winning this one?

    "Grace" will be written over the next 6-8 weeks; it should be fun, and it will be creepy. It needs to be a bit weird, quirky, odd, and off the wall, but at the same time, it will be informative, interesting, educational, and a lot of fun to write. I'm already pretty excited about it -- I'm glad I changed the name. I want to really dig in...pun intended. (it's a cemetery thing)


Photo Credit: Me.

Friday, January 24, 2025

Monarch of the Glen (My Opinion)

     A little over a month ago, I found a new (old) show on Amazon and began watching it. It's a Scottish drama series filmed on location in the highlands of Scotland, and the show's name is Monarch of the Glen. It's a modern or present-day drama with a large estate or manor house as the centerpiece and all the family members, MacDonald, who have lived in the estate for about 400 years.  The current family is not all one group, but a mix of family, workers, friends, and hangers on. The house is called the Big House, or Glenbogle House.

    My first impressions were that it would be fun, it would be interesting, and it would keep my mind occupied. I've just finished writing one book, "Stratford," and I've not yet picked up the pace on writing the next one, "The Grange." Oddly enough, my next book takes place in modern times in Scotland as well, but not in the highlands, and certainly not in a large manor house, but in a family crypt at a cemetery just south of Edinburgh's City Centre.

    Monarch of the Glen, or MOTG, as it is referred to online, was fairly entertaining, if not predictable, exhaustively British, and of course, we can't forget the accents. I could go all day listening to most Scottish people speak, but there were a few I was thrilled to see leaving the glen; I won't go into too much about it, but the writing was incredibly cheesy at times, and the casting could have used some work. It's not a great series by any means, but if you just need to numb your mind for a while, it works.

    Before I go further, let me say there is NO WAY under God's heavenly skies that I could have done better. I am not an actress; I would never say I was, and I could never begin to imagine being a part of that life; we'll let that stand where it is. Still, as a customer, viewer, watcher, and/or would-be fan, I can say that it was decent. It ranks up there with Quincy M.E. when it comes to storylines and less-than-beautiful people as the main characters. I love that about Quincy. I love that about MOTG - most British shows have average-looking actors and actresses. Here, in the US, there's a completely different way of doing things; again, we'll let that stand.

    One of the things I LOVED about MOTG was the location, the view, the landscapes, the loch, the crofts, hills, animals, and skyscapes. I loved the nature, and I loved the genuine attempt that the actors made to make the series work - it was the writing that suffered and caused the rotten tomatoes to be brought out, especially toward the end. The writing was so very jumpy, almost as if the scripts had ADHD, show after show, forget about the time spans between each season, or series, as they call them in the UK. American audiences would never stand for the gaps and unexplained concepts that apparently the Brits don't mind.

    I noticed throughout the series (and with Heartland, as well, another "drama" show that can virtually be compared to MOTG but from a Canadian point of view), is that the characters can't say what they feel or mean; they get tongue-tied so often, it leaves the audience screaming obscenities at the television; just giving their favorites advice! I can't tell you how many times I threw a rolled-up pair of socks at one or the other of these people who just couldn't be bothered to stand up for themselves, at the risk and sometimes expense of true love. 

    Well, MOTG is 7 series long, and again, it may be a British thing, but the seasons only have a few episodes each. I don't get that; it's nothing like it is here. I suppose that could be good, depending on whatever else is on the telly to watch. I became rather bored after the 6th series and wanted more action. I also wanted to shove a few characters down the mineshaft or lock them in the wine cellar for good. It's crazy how I never knew the show was even a thing - until 2025, or close to it. Christmas Eve was the first time I found it.

    Anyway - it's a good show to watch if you have watched all your regular shows and need something to watch while waiting for the others to come back -- who was my favorite on the show? Well, it wasn't Lexie; I can tell you that. I would say it was Molly; I couldn't stand Hector, Kilwillie, Dorothy, Heromine, or Zoe -- Yes, it was Molly or Susan Hampshire if we're talking real names.

     Second would be Golly, played by Alexander Morton, and in third place, Duncan MacKay, played by Hamish Clark. It's worth watching, don't let me sound negative. I just had it in my head that they could have reupholstered the dining room chairs with a little money they would spend on stupid things like wild wolves. Yes, you heard me. That's where my mind went. Caging the wolves was a really dumb thing to do, and "Gee gosh, I wonder what could happen?" It's that predictable. 


Photo Credit: Pinterest.com (a photo of the fictional "Glenbogle House," which is really called Ardverikie near Inverness.

Big Lots is Closing (Nationwide)

 The local (best store in the world) Big Lots is closing in my neighborhood. I'm so sad. I really, really mean that. I went to Big Lots all the time, and when we went, we talked to the people who worked there. We didn't just go in, get what we wanted, pay for it, and leave. No, we had relationships with the cashiers and workers. I can name nearly every single person who worked there for the past several years.

    It will be incredibly sad to see it pulling out of our neighborhood. I just found out they are closing nationwide. We get most of what we want sent to us by Amazon, so I can see how a brick-and-mortar store would shutter if most people do that. The only things I would buy at Big Lots recently would be candles, the ones on sale because they always have them.  I bought cleaning products, cat litter, some foodie items that I don't think Kroger has, and I bought bathroom products.

    Lately, to be honest, I have purchased most of my bathroom products online as well. The prices are great, and they're delivered to my house. Laura and I went to get a few things for another reason today. I needed to break a couple of $20 bills, and I figured, why not buy a candle with one $20 bill and get the change, and then buy something else under $10 to get another broken. I need the $10 bills to tip my Kroger delivery men and women. It's a win-win.

    We went into the store, and the flyers told the story boldly enough. There were orange, red, yellow, and white flyers saying the store could not accept any returns and that all sales were final, and that led me to believe that the store was closing. EVERYTHING was on sale, so yeah, it's closing. I decided to look about, and I'll go back over the weekend to see if there is anything I simply can't live without, and at 10-40% off. I can find a few things that meet all the necessary criteria when the price is good enough.

    Today...because I can, I bought a pair of Laura Ashley pajamas that online would cost $44. At Big Lots, they were marked $19.99, and then, with the 20% markdown, I was able to get them for $16. I think, or close to it. Not a bad price for really very comfortable pajamas - and/or work clothes if you know me. I wake up and put my pajamas on; I don't wear them to sleep in. Working from home has been so very wonderful. I look outside during the winter months, see the ice and snow on the roads, and pour another cup of hot coffee.

    Big Lots...I will miss you. I can't remember the first time I saw an advertisement for the store, but Jerry Van Dyke was the main lead in the commercials. He was funny, and I liked his smile. I think it's been right at 25 years. I just Googled it, and it says 2000 - so there you go, close enough. The fact that all Big Lots stores are closing is really something else - the CEO is hoping another store chain will come through and purchase all their wares, but they're starting their big close-out sales. I may go Christmas shopping 11 months early; why not?


Photo Credit: Pinterest.com 

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