Turmeric and PolyPhenols Baby!! YEAH!

     So, if you know me, you know I love new ways (or old ways) of staying fit and healthy; I like feeling good. I go way out of my way to research methods and remedies that will help me either feel better, look better, be better, or seem better. I really don't mind researching and I really don't mind trying things as long as they aren't painful or expensive; which could be the same thing. 

    Lately, about the last week or so, I've been putting turmeric powder in my coffee, hot cocoa, and tea to see which drink I like it best in. I drink them all throughout the day, so I wanted to try them all.  Today, just for grins and giggles, I made a coffee, added cocoa, coconut oil, and turmeric to see how that tasted...and added a little vanilla coffee creamer. It was a "drink" rather than a coffee at that point.  It ended up being a spicy sort of drink that wasn't bad at all; in fact, I could market it, and probably make a lot of money.

    The bennies of using turmeric are not endless, but they are copious. I'll list a few. Adding (about a tablespoon throughout the day, dividing it into things) helps with:

• Inflammation - arthritis
• Digestion 
• Respiratory infections
• Allergies
• Liver disease
• Depression / Anxiety
•  Antioxidants
• Prevention of certain cancers
• Weight loss

It's the last one that I want to see the result of; weight loss. It's supposed to help dissolve belly fat (fat burner/metabolism booster). We'll see if it works. 

    I'm also adding coconut oil for the MCT benefits which include helping with:

• Weight Loss
• Improved movement /joint lubricant
• Prevent some symptoms of diabetes
• Assists with improving autism/ADHD
• Regulates blood sugar

This is too cool. Coconut oil is the only MCT I can use. They do have the powder type you can buy and add to things, but it knocked me to the ground. It was way too strong for my body. You have to be a bit more careful with it - - always consult your doctor, I did not.

So, What are polyphenols and why are they so healthy? Wow, this was something I already knew but didn't do too much about it. It's as simple as using good olive oil when I cook, but I can also just take a teaspoon of good strong extra virgin olive oil with 500-750 mg of polyphenols every day. Don't think all oils are the same. Cold-pressed, extra virgin olive oil is the best one I've found, and you don't have to spend $$ on it either. I think my 16 oz bottle was $11.  Good stuff. I have another bottle that I use to cook with, but it's like a 32 oz bottle; not as easy to handle when I'm trying to pour it onto a spoon.

    Here are some of the bennies of eating or cooking with oils that have a lot of polyphenols.

• Lower LDL cholesterol
• Reduces high blood press
• Decreases blood clotting
• Reduces some skin cancers
• Weight loss
• Digestion assistance
• Helps with constipation
• Strong antioxidant
• Smooth skin (from the inside out)

So, you can see that adding these things can be both beneficial and not that expensive. You can do it every day, several times a day, but again, always consult your doctor because you don't want to start a program he or she would say isn't right for you. My doctor is excited about me doing it, because she is a health-junkie too. She's vegan, I'm not, but we agree on a lot of other stuff. 

    When it comes to weight loss, it's really the number one thing on my mind for my health because I've been unable to lose my belly fat; it's sitting behind my organs, and won't come out to be eliminated. I'm not wanting to get surgery to remove it, but I need it gone. My belly is extended and I don't like it. I feel fat - - when I'm really sort of normal. I would rather be thinner and stronger. That's the goal.

    Weightwise, I could lose 30-40 pounds. I know I could. I've been working on it for years. This may be the key. I don't know. I did the whole Keto thing, I can't sustain it. I've been to the gym and all that. I'm 100% sure it's a hormone issue, so taking the probiotics and natural foods I need to rebalance the hormones is the best way to go for me.

    Another really good thing to do is to eat foods rich in probiotics rather than taking them as supplements. I find that I can't go wrong when I add apple cider vinegar to the mix; which is very good for me. I love pickles, I love kombucha, but again, we didn't know how great these things were until more recently. They have been a staple in the Asian markets and in their cuisine, but we Americans are just sort of now catching on to it - - we're a bit late to the party, but I'm willing to stay and dance. Here are a few things you can add to your grocery cart next time. (They are different and may take some getting used to, but they are worth it.)

• Kefir (fermented milk) 
• Greek yogurt 
• Cultured cottage cheese
• Kimchi 
• Sauerkraut (love this stuff)
• Kombucha 
• Aged cheese, but only certain ones (not pasteurized). Try Swiss, Gouda, Edam, Gruyere, and raw Cheddar
• Miso (a paste sort of food with soy and rice) May have to go to an Asian market to get it.  I put it in burritos instead of beans.
• Fermented olives. 
• Dill pickles (be sure they are actually fermented, not the typical)

Do your research! You may like some of the seafood that I don't prefer. Fermented seaweed is not something I'm going to rush out to buy, but you may love it.

    That's it. That's my thing right now. I'm dieting, exercising, working, writing, studying, thinking, and just waiting on Jesus to come pick me up so I don't have to do all these things to be healthy and gorgeous, because once that trumpet sounds I'm gonna get the body I really want, and the health to live eternally!! Woot!!!

Photo Credit: Everydayhealth.com

OOPS - - It Happens.

 I was today years old when I discovered the Monkey Face orchid, and if you haven't discovered it, go do that. It's amazing. There are many colors, shapes, and sizes, but to be 100% honest, I really never ever knew they existed. It makes me think that we're going to experience so much more than we ever thought we would when we get to Heaven, and that may be sooner than we know.

    Today is December 16, 2023, and we're so close to the Rapture of the Church it's really just a matter of time; which of course, it's always been just a matter of time, hasn't it? The Bible is really clear about it; people will scoff and talk poorly about and to Christians (even other Christians) and they'll say "Where is the promise of His return?" That's not the same as saying "Where is He? He said He would return." These people in the end will be asking where is the PROMISE? They don't trust or believe - - and that only means one thing; they will miss out. You have to believe before you go!

    Anyway, that's not what this blog is really about. It's about not realizing something, making mistakes, screwing up either intentionally or unintentionally, and having others really "lose it" or come unglued because of it. We all make mistakes. There's not one of us who doesn't, so why is it when someone else makes a mistake that affects us, that we go nuts over it? I almost did that today. I mean, I left a poor Yelp review, and I did call the manager to get the situation rectified, but no one needs to lose their job over a mistake; they need to be retrained. 

    I paid for a chicken dinner today. It comes with four pieces of crispy fried chicken tenders, fries, a cookie, a roll, sauces, and tea. I got home, the chicken was missing - - from the chicken dinner. It was everything but the chicken dinner at that point. I wasn't about to drive three miles to get the chicken, so I called the manager and let him know. He put my name down on a list to come back and pick up another meal on the house at another time. Makes me think though; why is there a list? How often does it happen?

    I called another store in the same chain of restaurants to ask. They have an average of one out of 250-260 customers who don't get their meals at that particular restaurant; that's a bit excessive. That means every day someone isn't getting what they paid for, and if someone calls back to say they don't have their food, I wonder how many ACTUALLY aren't getting it; I bet it's closer to 1%, or 1 out of 100.

    If you multiply that by how many restaurants there are, that's seriously too many people not getting what they paid for. If it's happening at food places, it's happening at other places as well. If you order your groceries online, I bet it happens. If you order multiple things for the office, your home, or whatever, I bet it happens. We don't need to fire people, we need to train people. Not only that, and here's my real rant; we need to pay people a good wage so that they want to work. We haven't done that in forever, and we have people these days who are NOWHERE NEAR as apt to want to go to work as we were when we were kids.  (Yes, I went there.)

    This generation as well as the last generation, have been so very lax when it comes to showing up on time, staying, looking at their phones, or even paying attention to their employers, it's just amazing that we have any sort of customer service whatsoever. I'm working a customer service job now and one of the modules we have talks about active listening. We called that "listening" because it's sort of a no-brainer that if you're actually listening, then you should be actively listening. So many of the kids (listen to me, I sound old.) don't want to be at work, they skate by and pass things off, so they don't actually have to work. Not all of them; of course, no, but enough so that we have lists to write people's names down to come back and pick up the meal that wasn't placed in the bag!

    Well, there we are - - here we are. Too many parents forget to "Train up the child in the way he/she should go..." so that "when he/she is older, they will return to it."  It's not just about believing in Jesus, but it's also about being the right type of person; the best you can be. Growing up we didn't have all the stimulants there are today; but then again, we didn't have the depression and anxiety or stress that I see today either. We talked. We didn't fight, scream, blame, punch, or retaliate if someone screwed up, we talked. We forgave because we all know, we mess up too. It happens.

Photo Credit: Etsy

    

Ingram Spark - HEADACHES (Free Comes With a PRICE)

     I'm pretty excited about the fact that I can write a book using  Microsoft Word, and then edit it for free, format it for free, upload it into Ingram Spark for free, and then never have to pay someone for that service again. The cover is another story, but it's not, it's just that you have to fiddle with it, and it can take a long time if you don't do it EXACTLY the way they want you to do it. 

    Ingram Spark has a book cover template that they prefer you to use, but I use the one from KDP (which is also free) because it has a really nifty pink lining for the outline border(s) so I don't need to guess what size my book needs to be. I can literally go to Google and look up the KDP book cover template, and it pops up.  You do have to find it, bookmark it so you don't lose it, and scroll almost to the bottom to find the tiny blue link, but it's still a great tool to use. 

    When you put in your EXACT page criteria, the page count, etc., it tells you exactly what you need, and you can download the template, so you can upload it to Canva, make your book cover, download it to your computer, and upload it to Ingram Spark. That's the process, and again, it can become harried if you have to do it over and over again because someone at Ingram Spark doesn't want to do their job and they send it back to you asking for it to be corrected.

    Today, someone (unknown name) sent it back to me saying the book cover was the wrong size but didn't tell me what size they needed it to be. Too vague. Thank you!  So, I wrote back to them and asked for a response. I decided to go back to KDP to be sure I had downloaded it correctly and decided to make it ever (a tiny bit) bigger. I went from 11.25" to 11.30".  I think the difference may account for 346 full pages and the book is about 339-342 if I had to guess. I mean, the editing processor says it is - - it has to be. I add 2-4 blank pages, and it's counted in the count.

    Anyway, I did take the opportunity to "erase" part of the back cover photo, using a new eraser tool I found on Canva, but I didn't do it the way I should have...oh well. I am not going to do it again unless they tell me I have to, and if they tell me I have to redo it, it won't be because of the erased portion of the photo, it will be the spine width, I'm sure. We'll see. I had the same issue with "Edinburgh", and they finally, finally got it right. We'll see if they can accept what I have sent, and if not I will redo it, if only to do the erased part over again, because now it sort of bothers me. Funny, it didn't bother me before I knew there was such a tool.

    When you do the cover, you download the template, and you have to hover over the words on the template and delete them. you have tools on Canva to help you align photos, text, effects, and all manner of fun things. You can spend a lot of time in it if you really wanted to. I may do that for one of my books, but not this one. it's fairly straightforward - - horse barn.

    I think what is the most upsetting about it is, that you and I have to do our jobs; we do them, and we try hard not to slack off, am I right? Well, every now and again, I'll run into a person at the Ingram Spark processing plant who just doesn't want to put forth any effort. They'll reject my manuscript but not say why, and then it goes through 11 other hands before someone with enough knowledge to publish it correctly contacts me to tell me the issue, and they take it upon themselves to do it correctly. I thank them, and I wish I could request them, but Ingram Sparks wants all of their employees to learn to do their job - - wouldn't that be GREAT?

    They make more money off my book than I do. The print process for my books is $6.29 (but I bet it's not really that much, that's what they charge me.) Then they allow Amazon to print them for about the same cost, maybe $6.39 each, and they make their money from that, and who knows where else? I make under $2.00 per book. That much I know.

    When the books are in E-Book format, I can sell them for much less and I earn 70% of what I charge. I try to charge $3.99 per book so I earn $2.79 or so. That's fair, and the book is not $19.00 for the patron to buy! That's really a good thing. I prefer Kindle / Ebook. I really do. The cover will be very different for the Kindle / Ebook and Ingram Spark makes $240 off me each time I have them do that. I give them the money, they turn my print book into an EPub file, and they sell the book for $3.99. Instantly allowing someone to buy it, no print, no wait, it's great.

    If you ask me, I like holding my books when I show people what it is that I wrote but give me the Kindle or Ebook to read every time except the first time. The first time I read the book I wanted it in print form so I could pick through it, circle the mistakes, go back and and make corrections, and upload the better file. That's why I'm not doing the E-book yet. I have to make sure all of the books are corrected before I pay Ingram Spark $880.00 to do four books at once. (That's expensive, but I can't do the EPub myself. Others can.)

    I may learn to do the EPub later, but for now, I'm good letting the experts do it - - as long as they freaking do it!! They will do it because I pay them to do it. It's the free stuff they don't like to do...and I get that, but they make money off of the books when they are set and published, not when they are sent back to the writer. Some writers aren't as aggressive or assertive as I am; the book may sit for another month or year before any corrections are made.  Geez! 

Photo Credit: Me  (A KDP template) 

1211 (Three is Written) Woot!!

     So, just so you know, I didn't write anything last night, opting to read from my Perry Mason book instead. I love my Kindle. I love Erle Stanley Gardner as well. I would read Perry Mason books all day and never complain; just another thing about me that you may have already guessed.  I do take inspiration from the man, I do take his words and recreate them. I don't use entire plots, but I will take a sentence or two and bend the structure, making it fit my needs from time to time. I did that tonight.

    In "1211" tonight, the death of a cop who had previously attempted to murder my hero in "Pinball" was all the talk, but no one could say anything officially; the official story of suicide hadn't hit the morning press. There's a reason it didn't make the morning news folks, but that's because it was scooped by our man Hanshaw, and he told the real story in the evening news with only minutes to spare before it went to press. Oh, the agony that one will cause!! Damn. A stunt like that can cost a man his job....or his life.

We'll have to see how the journalist fares and what will happen in the big City of Edinburgh before Nick takes off for the States to somewhat settle into his old home state of Oklahoma. His mother has been waiting for this day; she's really excited about it. Not only will she have her son home, but his wife, and their son!! She loves being a grandmother, and we find out soon enough she's been one in the past, but the boy she gave birth to as a young woman was adopted out from under her; she never really knew him. Their reunion will not be one of shared love; not by a long shot.

    The day will come when names and faces are put together, but for now, we'll need to focus on the antics of another set of off-the-wall types who share all the same walls. The residents of the apartment house at 1211 W. Garvey, in Oklahoma City. Words like "odd", "quirky" and "strange" start to describe them; but it would be unfair not to add words like "sinister", "deceptive" and "immoral" as well. Not all of the residents can be categorized or lumped together; some are quite different than others, but for certain, all of them are unique. 

    Tomorrow, and throughout the weekend, I'll have fun diving into their lives, exploring and exposing them for who and what they are. It may take a while to sort them out, but in the end, it will all make a bit more sense...at least I'll try to make it so. I promise. I don't think there will need to be a follow-up to the book, but there will be another Nick Posh thriller to follow; that's for sure. I have about ten of them planned now, and that's another two years from now really -- who knows what will or can happen in that amount of time? Anything really.

Photo Credit: Library of Congress 

1211 (Two!) I Hope This Isn't How its Gonna Go.

     I'm working now, having started my new job today, so I'm only able to write after work and of course, I'll write over the weekends as well. I'll likely not write every evening, but I'll catch up on the weekends for sure. My goal is set, and when I actually set a goal, I do meet them. I can't remember a time when I didn't actually meet a goal that I intentionally set. There's that, but I do hope I don't find myself writing a chapter and then blogging about it -- that's a lot of blogging.

I started a new job today, one I will keep for a while, and then when it's time to move forward I will do so. I work normal hours, Monday through Friday from 8:00 a.m. to about 4:30 p.m. I was told today they aren't allowed to keep us past 4:30, so that was funny. I suppose they are rather strict about their overtime with this particular company. That's good. I need my writing time.

    I can start writing at about 5:30 and I'll write for an hour or so, getting at least one chapter a day written. That's a good goal. I won't stress that way. I'll just take one chapter at a time, and over the course of a month, I'll have a new book! Woot! Such a plan. This plan is a good plan, and I always say a good plan is good to have, but having a plan is essential. (My saying, you can quote me if you like.)

    I am also credited with saying "The world, when seen through the eyes of a child, is a rainbow." I think it was around 1988 when I came up with that one.  Anyway, I'll write this book right up to the deadline of January 22, 2024. On that day, Friday, the 22nd, I'll pay for the access code for the Versk version of studying Xactimate. I'll spend every last free hour I can studying that software program so that I can become really good at it. When I take the certification tests in March, I will try to do both Levels 1 and 2 at the same time, but I know I'll at least achieve Level 1.

    The book will be written quickly, but systematically. Today, I knew I would be writing Chapter Two, so I sat down and penned out what I wanted to do inside that chapter. I'm still pretty much catching the reader up from the last book, as this is a sequel to "Pinball".  I needed to explain a few characters, and what better way to do that than to let them speak and explore their own neighborhoods? This way the readers find out who they are, where they came from, what they intend to do in the next few chapters, etc.  It's my way, and it's my book, so there you go. 

    Today, the readers learned about the underground Chinese tunnels and the very secretive lives that hid themselves under Oklahoma City's downtown hustle and bustle. These 200-300 men and women, mostly men, huddled underground for protection, but it was also nearly free to do so. They came up to use the public toilets and showers; and they worked where they could, bringing food home to not only their own but for neighbors as well. It was a hard, harsh way to live, and many native Oklahomans didn't even know these tunnels or these immigrants existed. I wanted to bring a light to them; to show their strength and bravado. 

    Tomorrow? I don't know. I haven't thought about it. I may continue, picking up the story from Chapter One, or I may skip thoughts, and strike out on another rabbit chase, like I did today with Chapter Two. You just never know. Eventually, all the chapters will meld and flow together, making this a really fun and quirky book for the world to cherish. I like this book. I do, I liked it before I wrote a single word of it. I think it needs to be written - - it's fun, and it's odd, and it's really different. So yeah, "1211" will be a good book for anyone and everyone.  I'll keep you posted.

Photo Credit: OnlyInYourState.com

1211 (Chapter One is Done) Woot!

 I wrote out about a dozen things I think should happen in the new book. I wrote out over 40 names of people who will appear in it. I divided them into (a) Main Characters (b) Supporting Characters and (c) Apartment Dwellers & Associates. This way I will have names and such to use and go back to. Believe me, I forget people's names. I was writing the first chapter today for "1211", and I needed to remember the name of a man in "Pinball" so I had to go back into it, and use the FIND feature to look for the last name of the man. I could not remember what I had named him. He's in "Murder Book" and in "Pinball" as a minor type character, but I did not remember his first name. OMG...I need to stop naming the bad guys "Brian". I did that in my latest book too! 

    I really don't have anything against all the Brians out there. I promise I don't. I just happen to have used a male name generator, and that's what I got. I will be a lot more inclined to pay more attention this time. This particular Brian ended up hanging himself after trying to kill my hero in the last book. He's actually not that bad of a guy, but he got mixed up with the wrong set; it happens.

    So, I did finish the book "Bay Sorrel Ranch" yesterday and have sent it up to be published at Ingram Spark. I was going to rest and not write another book but decided that I can't do that; I have to try to get "1211" out before or around mid-January, and THEN I can rest. I am going to study Xactimate which will take all the spare time after work and on the weekends to get done correctly. I'll be able to take certification tests in March and then May, so that by March I'll be at Level 1, and by May I'll be at Level 2. It's an estimator's tool to use to earn a good living, so it takes precedence over the books for now.

    Once I get Level 1 out of the way, I'll write another book, and then I'll do another book after I get Level 2 out of the way. If I play my cards correctly, and I'm lucky, and eat all my veggies, I should be able to write my third book in the Summer, and maybe even a 4th or 5th before this time next year. I hope I can. I don't mind doing one chapter a day, which would be about a book a month, but I know I do not want to burn out like that. I like having the creative juices flow when they flow, not on command. They become so much less creative at that point.

    Well, Chapter One of "1211" is complete. It's saved. I have explained a little from the last book. You have to do that when you have a sequel. I've managed to get a few nuggets for foreshadowing as well, so I feel pretty good about Chapter One. I'm also critically thinking about each chapter as I write them now, and I'm editing as I go so that my editing process at the end is easier. I'm checking the spelling, I'm checking the spaces. I'm checking the adjectives, and I'm adding fluffy stuff as I go. Maybe I can get the book done in a month, and then start on the Xactimate study. That's the goal.

    I won't get the Xactimate access key until Friday, January 22, 2024, so I have over a month to get this book done. I can do the chapter-a-day thing, and I can catch up on the weekends. It can be done by January 10-12, and edited, formated, and sent up before January 22, 2024. I think I can make that happen. I'll at least give it the whole 9-yard effort. I'll do all I can on my end, it's really up to the characters to keep my head filled with the next steps. So far, they've never let me down.

    I wrote "Of Kilted Pleasure" in just over 1 month. I wrote "Murder Book" in less than that. It was a joke, to see if I could pour myself into it, and I did. I think it was 24 days or something crazy like that. I wrote "Jude's Almost Daily Blog Book 2" over the course of years, but put it all together in 2 weeks. I then wrote "Edinburgh" in just under a month, and "Pinball" in six weeks. The last book, "Bay Sorrel Ranch" was 32 days", a month and 2 days. Not bad. If I keep that up, I can write a lot more in 2024. We'll have to see how I feel - - after work!!

Photo Credit: Me.

"1211" (Twelve-Eleven) Has Begun.

     Typically, I will take a few days off between writing books so I can both clear my head and exercise. I don't usually do much in terms of moving about or lifting weights since my fingers are clicking away on the keyboard and I tend to be sitting when I write. I do try to get in 15-20 minutes of walking twice a day, but hey, it's not that easy when you're working, writing, and all that - - tomorrow, I go back to work. Yikes.

    This time, because I do go back to work, I will have to write the book after I get off work, which will be around 5:00 p.m. I'll actually clock out at 4:30 but need to walk the dog, make something for dinner, and maybe take a shower to get ready for the evening. The evenings, right up to January 22, 2024, will be filled with writing my new book "1211".

    First, I'll explain why I'm writing up to January 22, 2024.  That seems quite specific you know, and it is. I will be paid that day, and it's a full paycheck after the first full paycheck. The first full paycheck will go to catching up on my bills; naturally. The 2nd full paycheck will be used for some bills, and some food, but I'm also purchasing a year-long access code to train and study Xactimate from Versk.com.  I would suggest any and all of you do the same if you want to earn more than the average employee. I won't go into it on this blog, but I will in another, I promise.

    The second I'm paid, I'll buy the year-long access key and begin studying Xactimate. It will take me between 4-8 weeks to get it all down, but I'll take 8-12 weeks so I can say I know it.  I'll take certification tests at that point for Levels 1, and 2 before I go back to writing. When I have mastered Level 2 of Xactimate, I will begin seeking either a higher position where I am currently working, because the new skillset will warrant it; or I'll seek work elsewhere. It's that simple.

    Why call my next novel by a number? Well, it's the address of a house I used to live in; a shared apartment complex. Some would say it's an apartment house I suppose. There were eight studio-type apartments in the place; four on top and four on the lower level.  My unit, I think it was E, but not sure, was on top.  We had some of the craziest things happen in that place. We had felonies committed, absolutely a few hefty misdemeanors that would border on felonies, and God only knows what was taking place behind a few of those closed doors.

    It will be my pleasure, as an author, to make up details and explore what exactly was going on behind those closed doors; including mine. I won't actually live in the building in my book, but a young girl right out of high school who attends college a few blocks away will be living in that unit; and what I saw, heard, experienced, and witnessed will be talked about for sure. The rest I'll gladly exaggerate to the point of nonsense, but that's what's going to be so much fun about writing this particular book. Yes, it's a murder thriller; it's a Nick Posh sequel to Pinball.

    The house is still standing, and there are people still living in it, so I won't give out the actual address, but I am keeping the 1211; I always loved saying it. Twelve-Eleven, not 1-2-1-1.  Twelve-Eleven as if you're counting backward, and in some ways that makes a lot of sense. I'll be sure to explain that in the book too.

    Who will we meet? Oh, there's Good Bill, Bad Bill, Mercedes, and of course the girl relating to me; her name is Celeste because she's so...you know, heavenly. We'll meet up with Mabel the landlord; a very nosey busybody who insists on everything being played by the rules...except there are no rules. We'll meet Kate, a business entrepreneur who can't keep a job, so she becomes an at-home bookkeeper for several companies, and there's the woman downstairs who people think is dressing as a man at times, but they don't know. She's quiet, keeps to herself, and rarely enters or exits the building. The last apartment is shared, which is odd because they are very very small. It is shared by a couple that tells everyone they are brother and sister, and that they are from Italy. They are not related.

    The whole thing takes place in or about 1930-1931 in Oklahoma City, Oklahoma. Nick returns home with his wife and child to settle in for what looks to be a pretty steady gig working as a private investigator but paid almost exclusively by the City of Oklahoma City Police Department...but not 100% exclusively. He does work on the side; and that's where he meets Mercede's grandson, a local surgeon. If Mercedes is old enough to have a 38-year-old grandson, she's up there - - and she is. She has been living in the house since it was built in 1874, before that, she lived in a brothel downtown. (Her parents are from Germany, they didn't realize their young daughter ran away before the boat took off for Europe.) 

    You'll see. It's a good one. Good Bill isn't good, Bad Bill is flat bad, but the murdered man is somehow connected to just about everyone in the building. Could that be why they stay and Mabel insists on everything being played by the rules? Could be. I'm going to have fun writing this one for sure.

Photo Credit: TheOklahoman.com  (this is the Hefner Mansion, but the house in the book is similar.)

Bay Sorrel Ranch is DONE! It is Being PUBLISHED.

     I decided to sit myself down and edit the book yesterday and today, and then about fifteen minutes ago, I sent it off to be published with Ingram Spark. When you do that, you have to first register for the book, get an ISBN (it's free) and then fill out their form(s) so they can let the world know what your book is all about. They have an area for contributor(s) and you have to swear you own the rights to the book, that it doesn't have copyrighted materials in it, and all that. Fun times.

    The book turned out to have 84685 words, and it is 345 pages. I claimed it had 356 so I can have my blank pages in there as well. There are actually a couple of blank pages at the beginning and the end because I wanted the first chapter to open up on the left side. I have no idea why I did that, it's OK to start it off on the right, I really have zero idea why that was important to me at the moment that I added the first extra page.

    The 2nd blank extra page is at the end. I wanted to give space between the book's actual end and the "About the Author" page. Again, there's no rule about that sort of thing. You just do what you like. I like the layout of the book. I went through it and moved things down a notch if I thought it looked better on the next page; you can do that as long as you don't go over your page numbers. you can't go below your footer when you move things down, otherwise, it looks weird. You don't want to be weird.

    The one thing that continues to bother me, and apparently, I can't change it. I have tried five times now, is when I put the page numbers in the book, I'm supposed to be able to start the page numbers at number 1 on the page I want to start the page numbers at, which is at Chapter 1. Well, that doesn't ever work for me. It starts at the actual page 1 and doesn't have the number, but will start printing the numbers on the next page; page 2.  I can change the font, I can change the size. I can have the numbers on the edge or in the middle. I choose to have them on the outer edge. I just can't get the dang thing to start where I want the page numbers to start. Oh well.

    When you register the book, get the ISBN, fill out the forms, and decide what would prefer the book to sell for, (they at least let you pretend to say what you want it to sell for, then they set the price and you can't do anything about it) they want you to pick the size of the book, the paper color, the cover texture (I go with matte) and then they want you to choose the discounts you'll allow for Amazon and other places. I always choose the highest discounts because I'm not a famous author. If I get a few books sold, that excites me, and I would rather they be sold at a huge discount so people can spread the word about them. Yea.

    You also decide if the books are returned if you want them destroyed, I always say yes, because if you say no, they charge you for the book. Yikes. The book, because it is 356 pages, will cost me $6.26 to print. I can purchase them for that, and the shipping costs. So, when I buy one of my own books it is about $10.20; not too bad. I would love to have $$$ to buy 100-200 at a time and go around to bookstores and do book signings, but I don't have that yet. Maybe in the future. 

    The next big thing for me is to get all the books formatted and uploaded as E-books so they can be sold for $1.99 - $2.99 each, that's such a better deal!! I'm excited about it. I make 70% off each sale, so if a book sells for $1.99 I get $1.40 roughly and if it sells for $2.99 I get $2.09 roughly for each. Again, I won't have a say as to what price Amazon puts on the E-book, but I can suggest it...and I will. They won't be more than $4.99 because I think I can put a ceiling on it. On the printed books I make somewhere between $1.66 and $2.01 per book depending on their sale price. 

    So, there we are. Bay Sorrel Ranch is out there waiting to be published. I'll hear back on it probably Wednesday, 12/13/23 and I'll approve it, then order a copy for myself. The first round, as always could have mistakes. I'll wait 2 weeks to get my copy, go through it, and upload the corrections. So, if I were you, I'd wait for me to say the book has been published, corrected, and republished. It may be about 3-4 weeks. YEA.

    That's 6 books written and published this year, and 3 more books uploaded and/or republished. It was a very very busy and fun-filled year as far as writing goes. It wouldn't have been possible if I were working, so that means I starved a lot during 2023, but God is so very very good. He took really good care of me. Laura stepped up, and I was able to pay all of my bills and be fed. My life is wonderful. It may not be fit for some, but I am content.

Photo Credit: IngramSpark.com  (GREAT publisher)

    

Unwarranted Warrants.

     I don't know about you, or how you drive, but it can clearly be said about me, that I drive like the gramma that I am. The thing is, I didn't start driving like a gramma when I became a gramma; nope, I've been driving this way my entire adult and almost adult life. I didn't want to spend money on tickets and such, so I drove correctly. I drive correctly.

    I've been pulled over, but the only times I've been given a ticket was when I flat did not deserve one. Let me explain.  In 2006, I was pulled over by a cop who I had just made eye contact with. I stopped at the stop sign, continued over the little bridge, and turned left.  He stopped me a few yards down the way.  When he pulled me over he didn't tell me what I did wrong, he wanted to see my driver's license and insurance card. This was before they were digital.  I gave them both to him. He came back with the driver's license and asked me if I had found my insurance card. I told him I already gave it to him. He said I had not. See where this is going?

    He forced me to let him search the car, and my daughter, who was not licensed at the time, was told she needed to drive the car home since I didn't have insurance. What an idiot. She wasn't even LICENSED and therefore not insured, but he was adamant, and when I tried to protest he threatened to have my car impounded. We were 90 miles from home at the time, it was the end of the year, and this man needed his quota. It was plain as day. Don't tell me they don't have quotas. YES THEY DO.  Of course, I only let her drive until he was gone, and I took back the wheel.

    I got home, waited for Monday, called the insurance people, got another card, and I called my attorney. She called the clerk in the small town of Stratford, Oklahoma, and she complained on my behalf. They told her I could speak to the judge, he wasn't coming into the county due to the weather, but he could dismiss the case. He said he would, but guess what, he didn't. He issued a bench warrant for me and NO ONE told me I had one until late last year, in 2022, 16 years later. The ticket had been sent for collection. Not only was it a ticket for driving under a suspended license, which I wasn't, but the cop didn't write down any reason for the stop in the first place. THERE WAS NO REASON, so how did he know if someone was driving under a suspended license or not?

    I had Progressive insurance until I switched. Progressive reported me as being without insurance, which I was not. I had the insurance, and I had given it to the cop. It must be a racket, I don't know. What I do know, is that I am now paying $718 for something that (a) should never have happened (b) was forgiven but not recorded, and (c) is 17 years old, and I proved I had insurance. I was not without insurance. I was not driving under a suspension. I had to pay another $435 to the state because they thought I was suspended and I wasn't, and when I proved it, they never gave me back a single penny, but if I hadn't paid the fine, I would have had another bench warrant. This is just nuts!  All that was in 2006 before I was stopped. That's how I KNOW KNOW KNOW I had insurance because I had already paid for the false suspension before I was stopped!

    I was stopped in 2014 in Indiana when I was driving too slowly on a highway, but i wasn't driving too slowly. I was driving the damned speed limit. I wasn't even driving the minimum, I was driving the actual speed limit, but they pulled me over anyway, and checked my glove compartment for a firearm. Again, illegal, and wrong, and they couldn't do that, but there we were. I was not given a ticket.

    I was stopped in 2018 for going through a parking lot rather than pulling up to the light and waiting for the signal...EXCEPT, I had pulled into the parking lot to SHOP!!!  The cop didn't care. She tried to say I was pulling out to avoid the light. This wasn't true, but I had to pay $169 for a defensive driving course to keep the ticket off my record. The $169 paid off, in that I received a $36/month discount on my insurance for 36 months, but that is not the point. I wasn't breaking the damn law.

    I was recently pulled over when someone stole the sticker off my license tag. I reported it when I was pulled over because that's when I knew. Apparently, we're supposed to walk behind and around our cars EVERY TIME we drive it, to be sure the lights work, the tag is in place, etc. Tell me, do you know ANYONE who does that? I had to pay $158 for the ticket and $275 for the tag replacement because it was time for a new tag, and I didn't have the paperwork from the last time I bought a tag why is that? Because I paid CASH and the guy gave me a sticker, but no receipt. I didn't think about it then, but yeah, he kept my money, didn't record the transaction, and I got stuck with it. 

    I had the proof that there was a sticker, so how did I get a sticker if I didn't pay for it? He kept the money, he didn't record it. He didn't give me a paper receipt because he claimed he emailed it to me. There you go, I didn't know any differently, and BAM...I have to pay $275 for another one, and $158 for being stopped when someone STOLE my tag sticker. If someone steals it, it should be replaced for free, but they say you can take it off and give it to someone; I was supposed to report it stolen. I didn't know it was taken!!

    To say I'm pissed is an understatement. The thing is, in all those cases, I had a warrant out for my arrest for the 2006 bench warrant. Not one time, not one single time did a cop say to me "Hey you have a bench warrant".  When I got my license renewed no one said anything. When I paid for insurance, and when I paid for a tag, no one said anything. I literally had NO IDEA until a collector tried to collect it. Now, I have to pay $718 for something that never should have happened and no, I'm not happy about it.  If it happens to me, you know it happens to others. I had to call today and make payment arrangements to get the bench warrant stayed. I don't think it would do much harm being out there, but you just never know.

    I can't wait for the rapture. I really really can't wait, and if that cop is in Heaven when I get there, I really hope he has to apologize to every single person he cheated, lied to, hurt, and manipulated. If he's not there, well, then he gets what he deserves.

Photo Credit: LV Criminal Defense

Bay Sorrel (The Cover) READY!!

     I decided not to wait until 12/22 to work on the cover for the new book. I had reasons for doing it before now, as I knew even if I was able to get the book out by December 15, my target date, no one could have it ordered, processed, and shipped before January 1, 2024.  It's not a Christmas book, but it would be great if folks wanted to buy it for their loved ones for Christmas. They can always take a screenshot of the book on Amazon and say "Hey, I got this for you!!" I would be happy.

    So, I signed back on with Canva and created the book cover. I'll post it at the bottom so you can see it. I had in mind the photos I wanted, but when I went back on Canva I really couldn't find them. I couldn't find the front photo or the back photo. I looked, and I tried using different keywords. As it turns out, I found two other photos that I like just as much, if not even better, because the front cover photo has a little frame for the word "Ranch" in the title. I like it. It's cute. 

    Making the covers is a lot of fun, but if for whatever reason they are not downloaded correctly, or they don't upload correctly with Ingram Spark, I find myself redoing the dang things over and over again. This time, I was smart! I wrote down the titles of the photos and I wrote down the names of the fonts, sizes, colors, etc. It will save me a lot of time if I do have to redo it. I hope I don't have to. I hope I've learned how to embed fonts and such to the point that I can actually download something without needing more permission. It's really annoying!!

    I'm taking a gamble on the size of the cover actually. I haven't formatted the book yet. It may or may not be 360 pages. The cover may end up being too big, but I can always add a few pages in text if I really need to. I will at least be close. I think I'll be really close. I have about 82000 words now, and it's about the same as Edinburgh. That book was a mess. I think I redid the cover six times. I hope that is not the case this time.  Edinburgh has 339 pages; the cover was made for 362, and it's not too big. I may add a page to the front and back, just to give it a couple more pages to bind. 

    I use the Kindle book cover template online. It's free, you just go to the site and put in the dimensions of your book, and it fills out the template for you. You download it, save it, and superimpose it over the Canva base when you open your Canva Pro account, which is about $15.00 a month, but I do the $7.49 a month for the three months, and then let it lapse after the sub is over. I can make the book covers with a fairly good estimate of what they will be, and save them for the next lot of books. I don't nee the sub to go on year round.

    All of my books are between 82000-86000 words, so 339-375 pages if I use a 5x8 book template and since I won't be making any more 6x9 books, I don't need to worry about that size. I'll make Ebooks as well, but they will have completely different covers. It's not as elaborate; as the Kindles only show black and white anyway, and there is no reason for the other bells and whistles you add to the front and back cover. You can add a little "About the Author" and tell your readers where they can buy your books; it's really nice. I like the E-book format. They are cheaper to buy, and they save space in someone's house.

    I do like having the printed books in my hands when I show people what I write, but when I read the books, it's either on my computer or on my Kindle. I do take the time to go through each book when they are first published, so I can make corrections. With Murder Book, I need to send up my edits, but I have to wait until 12/22 for that one. I'll need to buy the Adobe subscription and pay for the revision since it took more than 60 days to make the change. My bad.

    It will happen. This is, of course, is my last book for the year 2023. I've written 5 novels and reproduced 3 other books. I think it was a fairly good year for me. Creativity was recognized and that's a good thing. I'll likely end up with 4 more books next year, but I can't be sure. I have to work too. I hate that, but it is what it is. If enough people buy the books I can take off and just write!! Woot! What a plan!!

Enjoy!! Let me know what you think:  jude.stringfellow@gmail.com 

Photo Credit: Me.